Wednesday, January 18, 2012

When girls stare you down what does it mean?

It means they probably noticed your fly undone and simultaneously noticed their lips were very, very chapped and in need of moisture. Then they stare you down because they are sending you telepathic brain signals demanding you to pull your zipper back up and on your pants. I'm sorry but the truth hurts. Check your pants before leaving the restroom next time.

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